actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
Wrong movie, darling.
I didn’t get it at first, but then I saw it…
OMG WRONG BLOG BUT STILL RLLY HOT
THIS IS THE SEVENTH TIME I’VE SEEN THIS POST AND I JUST NOW REALIZED WHAT IS WRONG
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
What do your lines say?
This is weird.
It’s Robert Pattinson in the days before Twilight.
Look at him, still smiling. There’s hope in his eyes. He can see a future before him, and he still believes that it can be good. He still has dreams.
It’s like Dean Winchester before Hell
when I’m old, kids will think I’m so ancient because it’s like ‘Holy shit you were born in the nineteen hundreds’
We’ll be the last humans to be born in a year beginning with “1”
“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”
The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.
we had a 45 minute conversation about this in english class
britney spears a fish to feed her family
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
I still understand the necessities of Tumblr being financially stable and I’m pretty sure nothing is going to go wrong, but this is still funny.
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
1. This is my new favorite Twitter account (they got a Tumblr too)
2. I want to do something like this with kids one day (computers instead of nature)